There are some really weird band names out there at the moment... From 'Ou Est Le Swimming Pool' to 'Maroon 5', there's no denying that when it comes to the names of bands there isn't really a norm... There is even one band - which to be fair does have some really good music - which is called 'Starf*****r'... The question is what makes these names good or, possibly in 'Starf*****r's' case, bad?

Bizarre band names are not a recent thing. Take 'The Beatles', you would think that there would be some meaningful reason behind the name, however this is not the case. John Lennon first liked the name 'The Crickets' due to the double meaning of the insect and the sport, then someone suggested 'The Beetles' and then after a few months of changing it around they settled on 'The Beatles'. So there you have it, they just liked the sound of it, and lucky for them it worked out.
However, although strange names are not just a recent thing, I believe that the importance of band names is. I am not trying to say that band names were never important, it's just that the importance has increased significantly. The beatles got famous simply because of their music, now with the increased competition in the music business you need more than that, and one thing you need is definitely a good name.
Obviously in different genres of music different names are popular, so in death metal generally some kind of gruesome name like 'Killswitch Engage' or "Eternal Tears of Sorrow' is perfect, whereas in indie music you need something alternative such as 'Two Door Cinema Club' or, as i mentioned earlier 'Ou Est Le Swimming Pool'. When i am looking for new music i can't listen to every song, so to make the process quicker i just look at the names, and if the name doesn't sound good then i won't listen to it. I realise that this means i am missing out on a lot of good music, but the reality of it is you can't listen to everything out there, you need to have some means of cutting it down, and that is my means. I can't help if when i quickly skim read a list of bands i decide i will give 'Computer Magic' more of a chance than 'The Janks'. Why is this? I don't know, there is something that makes the former name seem more catchy to me than the latter.
There is no denying that although bizarre names aren't a recent thing they certainly are getting stranger. What is more shocking is that some of these very strange names don't even have any reason behind them. When the lead singer of 'Ou Est Le Swimming Pool' was asked where the name came from he replied: "Jo (another member of the band) and I used to live in this flat together and we had a lot of random french instruments. Combine them with alcohol and you get a lot of people jumping around shouting things in French, and we ended up coming up with Ou Est Le Swimming Pool, and it kind of just stuck." And there you have it, no meaning, just randomness...What's even funnier is that he admitted to usually coming up with some elaborate story about the name because he was embarrassed to say the true reason. I remember talking about the band in a school lesson once, and our middle aged teacher being so confused as to why a band would call themselves that. It's not short so isn't easy to chant (always useful during live performances), it hasn't got a reason behind it, it doesn't relate to any of their songs, so why call it that? I guess the reason is simply to be edgy. You know that no one else will have a name quite like that...

I think that the biggest blunder of a band name has to be one of my first examples - 'Star*****r'. Did they really not think when they came up with the name that it could possibly hold them back in the long run? I suppose they thought it would be different? Maybe they decided that they were too alternative for a normal name? Either way, in 2009 they realised it was possibly a bad choice and decided to change it, asking fans to come up with ideas. Unfortunately in 2011 they had still not come up with a new name, and soon after that they broke up...
Generally i don't think you can put a label on what makes a good band name. It has to be catchy - but how do you define catchy? Different people find different things catchy. One thing which is a fact is that it must match your genre and the audience you are trying to reach.
Lastly here is a strange fact about the name 'Maroon 5': Other than the 5 band members only Billy Joel knows the true meaning of it - or so the band claims, this may well be a cover up for yet another band who don't actually have a good reason for their name...








